So, I was trying to text my friend to “stay strong”.
I accidentally typed “stay strog”.
And it autocorrected to “stay stroganoff”.
I just told my sad friend to remain a Russian dish of sautéed beef.
(Source: youmovedmekurt, via ladyofsorrows)
what if i quit school and started making shits like octopimp
SHORTS
SHOTAS
sHIRTS
i fucking ate everyone who reblogged this
hate
(Source: frickingloki, via thorhead)
- before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower
- when I'm in the shower: jesus christ this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself i never want to leave this spot
